WorldCat Identities

Polizzi, Nicole "Snooki"

Overview
Works: 4 works in 4 publications in 1 language and 4 library holdings
Genres: Fiction  Biography 
Roles: Author
Classifications: PS3616.O56775, 813.6
Publication Timeline
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Most widely held works by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Confessions of a guidette by Nicole Polizzi( )
1 edition published in 2014 in English and held by 1 WorldCat member library worldwide
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads' In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America's favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. It's the attitude. The boldness. The sex appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or you'll be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin' for love, Snooki's sickest tips and advice for friggin' owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference. But that's not all. There's a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dog's butt). For everything else, you'll just have to read the book! Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride. *** It's the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches! "My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes." "A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you're stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it." "LOVE my slippers. It's like wearing beds on your feet." "If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season." "I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused." "Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn't matter if you're tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don't care what you think. Unless you're a mirror."
A Shore thing : a novel by Nicole Polizzi( )
1 edition published in 2014 in English and held by 1 WorldCat member library worldwide
It's a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore. Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn't be more different'pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue'for the next month they're ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila. So far, Gia's summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular "tan-tags" at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up' Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading "Beat Up the Beat" dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's relationship material. Suddenly, Bella's not sure what she wants. The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer'and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore' For everyone who loves MTV's hit reality show, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore
Gorilla beach by Nicole Polizzi( )
1 edition published in 2014 in English and held by 1 WorldCat member library worldwide
When you're this smokin', winning is a shore thing. . . . Jersey's sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas'unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned! But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia's psychic gifts at the roulette tables. Suddenly, it's raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. Top-shelf tequila and seafood dinners are not all they're scoring. Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with a high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia's coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead. Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training. But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. This time, the house isn't going to win. . .
Jersey ShorepTemporada uno sin censura ( Visual )
1 edition published in 2010 in English and held by 1 WorldCat member library worldwide
Sigue a tres joĢvenes adultos que se mudan a una casa de verano para disfrutar de todo lo que ofrece Seaside Heights, Nueva Jersey
 
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Alternative Names
Nicole 1987-
Nicole 'Snooki' 1987-
Polizzi, Nicole
Polizzi, Nicole "Snooki"
Polizzi, Nicole 'Snooki' 1987-
Snooki 1987-
Languages
English (4)