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Belle weather : mostly sunny with a chance of scattered hissy fits

Author: Celia Rivenbark
Publisher: New York : St. Martin's Press, 2008.
Edition/Format:   Book : English : 1st edView all editions and formats
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Whether shes doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonnas mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page. Including - The joys of remodeling Tara How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew Britneys To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day Why French women suck at competitive eating The truth about nature deficit disorder The  Read more...
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Material Type: Internet resource
Document Type: Book, Internet Resource
All Authors / Contributors: Celia Rivenbark
ISBN: 9780312362997 0312362994
OCLC Number: 213300989
Description: 276 p. ; 22 cm.
Contents: 1. ON THE HOUSE. "I love you, you're perfect, now change!" --
Stone love: granite's not just for tombstones anymore --
Possum chokes on packing peanuts: gross film at eleven --
Shocked smart? Nope, but I'm plenty grounded --
Mulch ado about nothing --
Install your dishwasher? "Ottydidit" --
Stainless is a steal thanks to cutiepie salesman --
Screw the tsunamis, I got a kitchen to pay for --
Taxing matters (IRS means I'm Really Stressed) --
2. JUST KID-DING. Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew --
Rugby-playing lesbians torpedo beach day --
Britney's to-do list: pick okra, cover that thang up --
(School) uniformly opposed to everything --
Slacker moms don't have a ghost of a chance --
Nature Deficit Disorder is naturally upsetting --
Make your own damn pancakes --
Christmas at the "Urgent" Care --
How to avoid Mortuary Science Camp --
3. IT'S RAINING MEN (MUST BE WHY MY JOINTS ACHE). Dancing with the Doofuses --
Gay men love me --
Penguins, Sir Paul, rednecks: unlucky in love --
Don't bug me, I'm reading "The Little Red Hen" --
Brownies and men: they both have nuts on 'em --
4. (I'M SO TOTALLY) RANDOM THOUGHTS 211. Latest technology's all geek to me --
It's no "secret": how TV Guide ruined my life --
French women suck at competitive eating --
No, really; why CAN'T we spay Tori Spelling? --
Kissin' up to the insurance company --
Now that's just rude, y'all --
Epilogue: a queen at last... .
Responsibility: Celia Rivenbark.
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Whether shes doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonnas mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page. Including - The joys of remodeling Tara How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew Britneys To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day Why French women suck at competitive eating The truth about nature deficit disorder The difference between cockroaches and water bugs The beauty of Bedazzlers -Publishers description.

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