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| Material Type: | Internet resource |
|---|---|
| Document Type: | Book, Internet Resource |
| All Authors / Contributors: |
Celia Rivenbark |
| ISBN: | 9780312362997 0312362994 |
| OCLC Number: | 213300989 |
| Description: | 276 p. ; 22 cm. |
| Contents: | 1. ON THE HOUSE. "I love you, you're perfect, now change!" -- Stone love: granite's not just for tombstones anymore -- Possum chokes on packing peanuts: gross film at eleven -- Shocked smart? Nope, but I'm plenty grounded -- Mulch ado about nothing -- Install your dishwasher? "Ottydidit" -- Stainless is a steal thanks to cutiepie salesman -- Screw the tsunamis, I got a kitchen to pay for -- Taxing matters (IRS means I'm Really Stressed) -- 2. JUST KID-DING. Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew -- Rugby-playing lesbians torpedo beach day -- Britney's to-do list: pick okra, cover that thang up -- (School) uniformly opposed to everything -- Slacker moms don't have a ghost of a chance -- Nature Deficit Disorder is naturally upsetting -- Make your own damn pancakes -- Christmas at the "Urgent" Care -- How to avoid Mortuary Science Camp -- 3. IT'S RAINING MEN (MUST BE WHY MY JOINTS ACHE). Dancing with the Doofuses -- Gay men love me -- Penguins, Sir Paul, rednecks: unlucky in love -- Don't bug me, I'm reading "The Little Red Hen" -- Brownies and men: they both have nuts on 'em -- 4. (I'M SO TOTALLY) RANDOM THOUGHTS 211. Latest technology's all geek to me -- It's no "secret": how TV Guide ruined my life -- French women suck at competitive eating -- No, really; why CAN'T we spay Tori Spelling? -- Kissin' up to the insurance company -- Now that's just rude, y'all -- Epilogue: a queen at last... . |
| Responsibility: | Celia Rivenbark. |
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Abstract:
Whether shes doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonnas mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page. Including - The joys of remodeling Tara How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew Britneys To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day Why French women suck at competitive eating The truth about nature deficit disorder The difference between cockroaches and water bugs The beauty of Bedazzlers -Publishers description.
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