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Graffiti in the Southwest Conference

Author: Marina N Haan; Richard B Hammerstrom
Publisher: New York : Warner Books, ©1981.
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Document Type: Book
All Authors / Contributors: Marina N Haan; Richard B Hammerstrom
ISBN: 0446370045 9780446370042
OCLC Number: 7552847
Description: viii, 146 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
Contents: If God had meant for Texans to ski He would have made bullshit white --
U of Houston is a baby-sitting service --
Geologists take their rocks out and play with them --
I suffer from being exposed to school --
Frats are like flies--they eat shit and bother people --
Dear Zorro --
Now is the time for some deep thinking on the nature of reality --
Life is like a fart--you hold on to it the best you can, and when you least expect it, it slips away --
God is alive and autographing Bibles, today only, at Hempil's Bookstore --
Love comes in many colors --
Candy's dandy...but sex won't rot your teeth --
Help the farmer--eat pussy, not beef --
Masturbation--the art of coming unscrewed --
Drugs are not the answer--they are merely a form of the question --
Rock 'n roll will send you to Hell! --
Bonzo for First Chimp! --
That is so funny, I remember the first time I heard it, I laughed so hard my dinosaur damned near bucked me off --
Step into the Reading Room --
When I was just a young nipper, people didn't go around writing things in the cracks between building tiles --
Beware the LMLF! (Lithuanian Midget Liberation Front) --
A snoid is a small enzyme known for its many variations --
When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns --
Some things are without rhyme or reason --
No comment! --
You can make it with a little help from your friends.
Responsibility: Marina N. Haan, Richard B. Hammerstrom.

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