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I suck at girls

Author: Justin Halpern
Publisher: New York : It! books, ©2012.
Edition/Format:   Print book : Biography : English : 1st edView all editions and formats
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Presents a humorous collection of stories about the author's relationships with the opposite sex told chronologically, from his first kiss to getting engaged.
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Genre/Form: Nonfiction
Biography
Humor
Named Person: Justin Halpern; Justin Halpern
Material Type: Biography
Document Type: Book
All Authors / Contributors: Justin Halpern
ISBN: 9780062113375 0062113372 9780062199614 0062199617
OCLC Number: 785015684
Description: 180 p. ; 20 cm.
Contents: You could probably be happily married to a hundred and fifty million different women --
I like it --
When you're married, your wife sees your penis --
You will never screw a woman who looks like that --
Sometimes you have to be hurled off a diving board against your will --
Could you please hand me that bottle of Peppermint Schnapps? --
You are good at sit down --
A man takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes --
Give the rabbit its pain medication --
I'd rather not see you sitting next to me on a Friday night --
Don't make me take up residence in your fantasy land --
Do you know what makes a shitty scientist?.
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Presents a humorous collection of stories about the author's relationships with the opposite sex told chronologically, from his first kiss to getting engaged.

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