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| Genre/Form: | Autobiographical fiction Humorous fiction Biography |
|---|---|
| Named Person: | Jenny Lawson |
| Material Type: | Biography |
| Document Type: | Book |
| All Authors / Contributors: |
Jenny Lawson |
| ISBN: | 0399159010 9780399159015 |
| OCLC Number: | 759911084 |
| Description: | 318 p. : ill. ; 24 cm. |
| Contents: | I was a three-year-old arsonist -- My childhood: David Copperfield meets Guns & Ammo magazine -- Stanley, the magic talking squirrel -- Don't tell your parents -- Jenkins, you motherfucker -- If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices -- Draw me a fucking dog -- And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever -- No one ever taught me couch etiquette -- Just your average engagement story -- It wasn't stew -- Married on the Fourth of July -- There's no place like home -- A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week -- The dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know -- If you see my liver, you've gone too far -- My vagina is fine, thanks for asking -- Phone conversation I had with my husband after I got lost for the eighty thousandth time -- And then I got stabbed in the face by a serial killer -- Thanks for the zombies, Jesus -- Making friends with girls -- I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in taht I am both "great and terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains) -- The psychopath on the other side of the bathroom door -- An open letter to my husband, who is asleep in the next room -- Just to clarify : we don't sleep with goats -- Stabbed by chicken -- It wasn't even my crack -- Honestly, I don't even know where I got that machete : a comic tragedy in three parts days -- I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest -- And that's why you should learn to pick your battles -- Hairless rats : free for kids only -- And then I snuck a dead Cuban alligator on an airplane -- You can't go home again (unless you want to get mauled by wild dogs). |
| Other Titles: | Let us pretend this never happened |
| Responsibility: | Jenny Lawson. |
Abstract:
In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband.
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