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Seegert, Scott

Overview
Works: 14 works in 41 publications in 4 languages and 2,679 library holdings
Genres: Fiction  Juvenile works  Humorous fiction  Humor  Time-travel fiction 
Roles: Author
Classifications: T49.5, FIC
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Publications about Scott Seegert
Publications by Scott Seegert
Most widely held works by Scott Seegert
How to grow up and rule the world by Scott Seegert( Book )
10 editions published between 2010 and 2012 in 4 languages and held by 925 libraries worldwide
Slip on your acid-free gloves, make sure you have a duplicate copy of How to Grow Up and Rule the World (just in case something should happen to this one) and try to follow along as the incomparable, superior-in-all-ways Vordak the Incomprehensible teaches you a thing or two about villainy. Now you, too, can try (and fail) to attain Vordak's level of infamy. From selecting the most dastardly name, to choosing the ideal henchmen, to engaging in witty repartee with disgustingly chipper superheroes, experienced supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible guides readers step-by-step toward the ultimate goal of world domination (from his parents' basement in Trenton, New Jersey). With chapter titles like "Bringing Out the Evil" and "Building a Top-Notch Evil Organization," numerous bold illustrations, and detailed quizzes to assess your level of dastardliness, this book provides everything necessary to rise above the masses, and then rub your ascent in their faces. In return for this wealth of knowledge, Vordak requests nothing more than an honored place in the evil regime of he who achieves control of the world. (And, of course, the opportunity to assume command, should things not work out.) Publisher's Weekly Starred Review Writing as the ultra-evil Vordak the Incomprehensible, Seegert offers a comical step-by-step guide world domination. With a hyperbolically inflated self-image and no shortage of bathroom humor, Vordak guides readers through such topics as how to choose a costume ("the more flamboyant the better"), build a lair, and acquire enough minions to build a top-notch evil organization ("At times they can be difficult to control, but at their best they can be a relentless plague upon civilization"), all of which are paired with Martin's appropriately cartoonish artwork. Seegert gives Vordak a voice so magnetic and absurd that readers, especially young male ones, are going to soak up his warped wisdom like a sponge and circulate it at recess, even as Vordak insults them with admonishments like, "You are just a sniveling, whiny little goober, after all." No one is going to rule the world after Vordak's farcical directives, but readers will have a grand time turning pages to see what outlandish thing he'll say or suggest next, while perfecting their own villainous laughs. Muahahahaha! Ages 8-up. (Aug.)
Rule the school by Scott Seegert( Book )
4 editions published between 2011 and 2012 in English and held by 605 libraries worldwide
When one of his experiments makes supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible younger, he comes out of retirement to launch his latest attempt to defeat Commander Virtue and rule the world, starting with Farding Junior High School
Double trouble by Scott Seegert( Book )
5 editions published between 2012 and 2015 in English and held by 404 libraries worldwide
"Vordak clones himself in an attempt to leave behind an heir to his evil empire. But something goes wrong when the clone is ... nice"--
Time travel trouble by Scott Seegert( Book )
6 editions published between 2013 and 2015 in English and held by 324 libraries worldwide
In an attempt to finally best his arch-nemesis, Commander Virtue, supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible attempts traveling back in time, with disastrous results
It's a guy thing : awesome real innovations from the underdeveloped male mind by Scott Seegert( Book )
1 edition published in 2007 in English and held by 97 libraries worldwide
This is a collection of actual patented inventions taken directly from the collective mind of the American guy, by the way of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Compiled for the amusement of every guy (and every woman who knows one), these often ridiculous, frequently misguided, yet rarely well-thought-out creations may even inspire you to do a little inventing of your own.--[book cover]
Vordak the Incomprehensible : how to grow up and rule the world by Scott Seegert( Book )
3 editions published between 2010 and 2011 in English and held by 76 libraries worldwide
A top supervillain offers rules and advice to readers on how to develop an evil plan to rule the world
Sci-Fi Junior High by Scott Seegert( Book )
1 edition published in 2017 in English and held by 15 libraries worldwide
As the new student at Sci-Fi High School on an inter-galactic space station, can Kelvin Klosmo, the unremarkable son of Earth's two most famous geniuses, save the universe from a mad scientist?
Sci-fi Junior High by Scott Seegert( Sound Recording )
3 editions published in 2017 in English and held by 3 libraries worldwide
Kelvin Klosmo isn't just the new kid at school--he's the new kid in the galaxy! Welcome to Sci-Fi Junior High: an inter-galactic space station with students of all shapes, sizes, smells, and slime content. As the son of Earth's two most famous geniuses, Kelvin isn't just the smartest kid in the world he's the smartest kid in the universe. At least, that's what everybody at Sci-Fi Junior High thinks.So, maybe Kelvin lied a little about being a genius to fit in. And maybe a mad scientist is about to take over the universe unless Kelvin can stop him. Maybe everyone is doomed. Well, at least Kelvin won't have to worry about math homework anymore.Sci-Fi Junior High is an out-of-this-world story about friendship, accepting our differences, and the fight against evil bunnies. Yes, evil bunnies don't ask
Vordak the Incomprehensible. Rule the school by Scott Seegert( Book )
3 editions published between 2011 and 2014 in English and held by 2 libraries worldwide
When one of his experiments makes supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible younger, he comes out of retirement to launch his latest attempt to defeat Commander Virtue and rule the world, starting with Farding Junior High School
Der unsägliche Vordak : Das einzig wahre Handbuch für den Schurken von morgen by Scott Seegert( Book )
1 edition published in 2011 in German and held by 1 library worldwide
Weltherrschaft leicht gemacht! Auch du kannst zum Fiesling werden Schon mal davon geträumt, die Weltherrschaft an dich zu reißen? Keine Ahnung, wie? Endlich naht Hilfe vom unsäglichsten, schurkenhaftesten aller Schurken - Vordak! Nur er weiß, wie man sich eine Schar von Lakaien zulegt, den ultimativen teuflischen Plan schmiedet und wahrhaft bösartig wird. Alles, was er für diese diabolischen Ratschläge verlangt, ist Vize-Weltherrscher zu werden. Natürlich würde er notfalls auch selbst den Thron besteigen, sollte dem Herrscher etwas zustoßen. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Scott Seegert wurde nur deshalb ausgewählt, Vordaks Notizen zu übertragen, weil er leicht gefangen genommen werden konnte. Inzwischen hat er völlig vergessen, wie frische Luft riecht und lebt ausschließlich von Käfern und dem Rost, der von seinen Fußfesseln abfällt. Soweit er weiß, hat er immer noch eine Frau und drei Kinder, die in Michigan, USA, leben
Rule the school by Scott Seegert( Book )
1 edition published in 2011 in English and held by 1 library worldwide
A top supervillain offers rules and advice to readers on how to develop an evil plan to rule the school
Rule the school : Vordak the Incomprehensible 2 by Scott Seegert( file )
1 edition published in 2015 in English and held by 0 libraries worldwide
"Greetings, goobers! After my latest experiment worked a little too well-transforming my rather fetching figure into something significantly smaller-I've been forced to return to those halls of horror better known as ... school. But going back to junior high may be my greatest opportunity for mayhem in many a month! Try to keep up as I: *Dramatically defeat the daily dangers of schooldom-even though everyone is against me. *Strive to win the junior high presidential election by alerting my fellow students to the wonderfulness of Vordak the Incomprehensible, as well as the yuck-ness of my opponent, Marlena Lurchburger. *Mastermind a catastrophic career day, where that disgusting do-gooder Commander Virtue will finally, fiendishly be foiled. Fortunately for you, I have recorded every mischievous moment within these carefully crafted covers so that you may bask in my brilliance as I plot to RULE THE SCHOOL ... and, eventually, THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Vordak the Incomprehensible. Time travel trouble by Scott Seegert( Book )
1 edition published in 2013 in English and held by 0 libraries worldwide
In an attempt to finally best his arch-nemesis, Commander Virtue, supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible attempts traveling back in time, with disastrous results
How to grow up and rule the world : Vordak the Incomprehensible 1 by Scott Seegert( file )
1 edition published in 2015 in English and held by 0 libraries worldwide
Slip on your acid-free gloves, make sure you have a duplicate copy of How to Grow Up and Rule the World (just in case something should happen to this one), and try to follow along as the incomparable, superior-in-all-ways Vordak the Incomprehensible teaches you a thing or two about villainy. Now you, too, can try (and fail) to attain Vordak's level of infamy. From selecting the most dastardly name, to choosing the ideal henchmen, to engaging in witty repartee with disgustingly chipper superheroes, experienced supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible guides readers step-by-step toward the ultimate goal of world domination (from his parents' basement in Trenton, New Jersey). With chapter titles like "Bringing Out the Evil" and "Building a Top-Notch Evil Organization," numerous bold illustrations, and detailed quizzes to assess your level of dastardliness, this book provides everything necessary to rise above the masses, and then rub your ascent in their faces. In return for this wealth of knowledge, Vordak requests nothing more than an honored place in the evil regime of he who achieves control of the world. (And, of course, the opportunity to assume command, should things not work out.)
 
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Alternative Names
Der unersättliche Vordak
Incomprehensible, Vordak T.
Vordak the Incomprehensible
Languages
English (37)
German (2)
Spanish (1)
Catalan (1)
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