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Kazimer, J. A.

Overview
Works: 11 works in 20 publications in 1 language and 461 library holdings
Genres: Fiction  Fairy tales  Parodies, imitations, etc  Humorous fiction  Juvenile works  Young adult works 
Roles: Author
Classifications: PS3611.A96, 813.6
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Curses! : a f***ed up fairy tale by J. A Kazimer( file )
3 editions published in 2012 in English and held by 226 libraries worldwide
"I'm no hero. In fact, up until a couple of days ago, I was the villain. Kidnapped maidens, scared kids, stole magic tchotchkes- until I got into a little scrape with the union. Now I'm cursed with the worst fate in New Never City- no matter what I do, I gotta be nice. So when a head-case princess named Asia barges into my apartment and asks me to find out who whacked her stepsister, Cinderella, I have no choice but to help her. And I'm more than willing to head back to her parents' castle and do some investigating if it means I can get into her black leather cat suit. Except this twisted sister has a family nutty enough to send the Biggest Baddest Wolf running for the hills- and a freaky little curse of her own"--Page 2 of cover
Froggy style : a f***ed-up fairytale by J. A Kazimer( Book )
3 editions published in 2013 in English and held by 73 libraries worldwide
"Part of the hot trend of revamped fairytales--from the films Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Mirror, Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman to hit TV shows Once Upon a Time and Grimm--J.A. Kazimer's second raucous and irreverent book in the F***ed-Up Fairytale series puts a new spin on a French-kissing frog looking for his princess! Less than two weeks before he turns thirty, Jean-Michel La Grenouille--the Frog Prince--must find his One. Only by marrying the girl who originally turned him human can he keep from turning back into a frog. When Jean-Michel is introduced to Beauty, a beautiful blonde with a sleeping disorder, he's convinced she's the One and proposes. But after a drunken night out in Cin City, Jean-Michel discovers that there's a hit out on Beauty. If she's killed before they get married, he'll return to his lilypad forever. He sets out to find the assassin and stop him--but it seems Beauty isn't too keen on getting married either. And to make things worse, a sexy tattoo artist has Jean-Michel's heart hopping ..."--Publisher's description
The fairyland murders by J. A Kazimer( file )
2 editions published in 2014 in English and held by 57 libraries worldwide
"Blue Reynolds knows the darker side of New Never City, the side that's hopped-up on fairy dust and doesn't care if your house gets blown down. Rent's due and his PI business is all but make believe. But even Blue shudders at having to chase after Isabella Davis, a freckle-nosed redhead five feet tall on her tip-toes...if you don't count the pretty pink wings. Izzy is tough, and sneaky, and not too thrilled with the idea of being the new tooth fairy. The last six have been most gruesomely extracted. But Blue has a feeling that whoever is killing the tooth fairies is worse than your standard big bad psycho. The fairy council is hiding something. The Shadows are moving out into the light. And Blue is saddled with a shocking power that could take out half of New Never City..."--Back cover
The Assassin's heart by J. A Kazimer( Book )
2 editions published in 2014 in English and held by 49 libraries worldwide
When CIA assassin Hannah Winslow mistakenly kills the wrong man, she vows never to take another life. Unfortunately Hannah's superiors believe the killing was intentional. Now Hannah is the target. Hannah always knew it might come to this. Surprising her colleagues, she manages to disappear completely into a new, screamingly dull life, assuming a fake identity, shacking up with an overweight cat, and starting a new career as an ad executive. Hannah's past finally catches up with her at a company retreat in Hawaii, where her former partner Benjamin Miller has tracked her down. Is it a coincidence that assassination attempts on her life are now as common as rum, suntan lotion, and tiny umbrella drinks? What is the real reason for Ben's presence? Will he be her savior or her assassin?
Lady in pink by J. A Kazimer( file )
3 editions published in 2015 in English and held by 22 libraries worldwide
Coming home to find a dead body in your living room isn't the best way to end a long day's work, especially when that work is as New Never City's premier blue-haired PI. It's even worse when the corpse is your intern, electrocuted to death, and you're the one with enough voltage flowing through your veins to power Fairyland. Blue Reynolds has nabbed his fair share of criminals'with and without the help of his alluring half-fairy partner Isabella Davis'but this one is proving to be more slippery than most. As Blue and Izzy investigate who might have wanted a lowly intern dead'and why'they begin to uncover a diabolical plan that could put both of their lives in dangerand unearth shocking secrets that stretch deep into Blue's shadowy family history
The assassin's kiss by J. A Kazimer( file )
2 editions published in 2016 in English and held by 15 libraries worldwide
Julia abandoned Nate Taylor on their wedding night after finding him in the arms of her stepsister, Sara. Now she is set to marry again, this time to a man who shares her upper-crust background. But Nate won't sign the annulment papers.Ready to resort to murder if necessary, Julia storms Nate's houseboat in the Florida Everglades, just in time to survive an attack by a group of assassins Nate believes are targeting her. He should know; he's an assassin himself--a little detail he never shared with his ex. Nate works for a secret government agency known as OPS. With the help of his fellow assassins, Nate tries to identify the attackers and the reason for their deadly quest.Meanwhile, the reluctant travel companions flee north to Nate's eccentric hometown of Gibsonton, and later to a comfy cabin in the woods. Julia becomes better acquainted with her mysterious ex, the true man behind the gun.Seeing this new side of Nate, will Julia continue to resist the powerful chemistry between them? Will they solve the mystery before one of them is killed trying?The Assassin's Kiss is the second book in the Assassins series, which began with The Assassin's Heart. The prequel to The Assassin's Heart is a novella titled The Assassins' First Date
Haunted in Hollywood : the adventures of Loey Lane xox by Loey Lane( file )
1 edition published in 2017 in English and held by 12 libraries worldwide
"When a fashion magazine offers YouTube vlogger and model, Loey Lane, a cover shoot at the iconic Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, she jumps at the chance, flying from her small hometown in Kansas to the City of Angels ... and ghosts. Soon after arriving, speculation of a murderous ghost haunting the hotel reaches Loey's ears. As the rumor goes, those that see the ghost will be the next to die. That very night, Loey watches, mesmerized, and the ghost materializes outside her poolside bungalow. Now she, along with her friends known as the LitSquad, will do anything in their power to save Loey from her supernatural fate. Of course, Loey's best chance of surviving involves teaming up with a ghost hunter from her past, a guy hot enough to melt away the promise to keep him at a distances
Sex with a Shooting Star by J. A Kazimer( file )
1 edition published in 2011 in English and held by 2 libraries worldwide
From The Junkie Tales collection comes a short story about sex, love, and the secrets we keep. Benjamin Coleman is in love. Jodie Dean has a secret. Will either survive sex with a shooting star?
Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes by J. A Kazimer( file )
1 edition published in 2010 in English and held by 2 libraries worldwide
Welcome to Sin City.Liars, cheaters and thieves fill the pages of this twisted short story collection. And let's not forget the dead hooker, beautiful tattooed lady, and a vibrator named after our 43rd president
Holly socks and dirtier demons by J. A Kazimer( Book )
1 edition published in 2012 in English and held by 2 libraries worldwide
Orphaned after a freak manger explosion, the Messiah and his guardian angel arrive on the doorstep of Jace Miller, a disgruntled former soldier and playboy who reluctantly agrees to protect the Son of God from the forces of evil brewing beneath the city
The assassins' first date by J. A Kazimer( Book )
1 edition published in 2016 in English and held by 1 library worldwide
 
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