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| Genre/Form: | Children's stories. |
|---|---|
| Material Type: | Elementary and junior high school, Fiction, Internet resource |
| Document Type: | Book, Internet Resource |
| All Authors / Contributors: |
Tish Cohen |
| ISBN: | 9780525478102 0525478108 |
| OCLC Number: | 71800458 |
| Description: | 247 p. ; 20 cm. |
| Contents: | Name names -- You can step in a load of crap, but a smart girl doesn't put up with any -- You can't polish a poodle -- Even bad reputations need expiration dates -- Never argue when there's candy at stake -- Smartin Granitstein is vile - There are no exceptions to this rule -- Keep your friends close and your clients closer -- Sometimes death by Puckered Parrot is worth the risk -- Sixty seconds of happy kicks jeopardy!'s butt -- Never lift for yourself what a fifth-grader is willing to lift for you -- If you love something set it loose in math class -- Sorcer's stands require written permission -- He who swipes the last butterscotch square has got to go -- No one can ever know unwritten rule #10. Ever -- Face the jackals or they'll eat you alive -- Never trust a snake -- Don't build your nest on a flagpole -- Innermost thoughts should always be in blue -- Libraries. Not so hazard-free anymore -- It ain't over till the lady in white sings -- Don't paint spots on a leopard -- if you gotta jump, take no prisoners -- Pay no attention to the unwritten rule behind the curtain -- Sometimes happy comes in extra chunky. |
| Responsibility: | Tish Cohen. |
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Abstract:
Twelve-year-old Zoë, famous for advising other people using her unwritten rules, has her hands full with chairing a school dance committee, training a new student to fit in, keeping her grandmother out of a nursing home, and trying to find a husband for her mother.
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