Living Dead in Dallas
A Southern Vampire Novel
By Charlaine Harris
Ace Books
Copyright © 2002
Charlaine Harris
All right reserved.
ISBN: 0-441-00923-9
Chapter One
Andy Bellefleur was as drunk as a skunk. This wasn't normal for Andy
believe me, I know all the drunks in Bon Temps. Working at Sam Merlotte's bar
for several years has pretty much introduced me to all of them. But Andy
Bellefleur, native son and detective on Bon Temps's small police force, had
never been drunk in Merlotte's before. I was mighty curious as to why tonight
was an exception. Andy and I aren't friends by any stretch of the imagination,
so I couldn't ask him outright. But other means were open to me, and
I decided to use them. Though I try to limit employing my disability, or
gift, or whatever you want to call it, to find out things that might have an
effect on me or mine, sometimes sheer curiosity wins out. I let down my
mental guard and read Andy's mind. I was sorry. Andy had had to arrest a man
that morning for kidnapping. He'd taken his ten-year-old neighbor to a
place in the woods and raped her. The girl was in the hospital, and the man
was in jail, but the damage that had been dealt was irreparable. I felt weepy
and sad. It was a crime that touched too closely on my own past. I liked Andy
a little better for his depression. "Andy Bellefleur, give me your keys," I
said. His broad face turned up to me, showing very little comprehension.
After a long pause while my meaning filtered through to his addled brain,
Andy fumbled in the pocket of his khakis and handed me his heavy key ring. I
put another bourbon-and-Coke on the bar in front of him. "My treat," I said,
and went to the phone at the end of the bar to call Portia, Andy's sister.
The Bellefleur siblings lived in a decaying large white two-story antebellum,
formerly quite a showplace, on the prettiest street in the nicest area
of Bon Temps. On Magnolia Creek Road, all the homes faced the strip of park
through which ran the stream, crossed here and there by decorative bridges
for foot traffic only; a road ran on both sides. There were a few other old
homes on Magnolia Creek Road, but they were all in better repair than the
Bellefleur place, Belle Rive. Belle Rive was just too much for Portia, a
lawyer, and Andy, a cop, to maintain, since the money to support such a home
and its grounds was long since gone. But their grandmother, Caroline,
stubbornly refused to sell. Portia answered on the second ring. "Portia, this
is Sookie Stackhouse," I said, having to raise my voice over the background
noise in the bar. "You must be at work." "Yes. Andy's here, and he's three
sheets to the wind. I took his keys. Can you come get him?" "Andy had too
much to drink? That's rare. Sure, I'll be there in ten minutes," she
promised, and hung up. "You're a sweet girl, Sookie," Andy volunteered unexpectedly.
He'd finished the drink I'd poured for him. I swept the glass out
of sight and hoped he wouldn't ask for more. "Thanks, Andy," I said. "You're
okay, yourself." "Where's boyfriend?" "Right here," said a cool voice, and
Bill Compton appeared just behind Andy. I smiled at him over Andy's drooping
head. Bill was about five foot ten, with dark brown hair and eyes. He had the
broad shoulders and hard muscular arms of a man who's done manual labor for
years. Bill had worked a farm with his father, and then for himself, before
he'd gone to be a soldier in the war. That would be the Civil War. "Hey, B.!"
called Charlie Tooten's husband, Micah. Bill raised a casual hand to
return the greeting, and my brother, Jason, said, "Evening, Vampire Bill," in
a perfectly polite way. Jason, who had not exactly welcomed Bill into our
little family circle, had turned over a whole new leaf. I was sort of
mentally holding my breath, waiting to see if his improved attitude was permanent.
"Bill, you're okay for a bloodsucker," Andy said judiciously,
rotating on his bar stool so he could face Bill. I upgraded my opinion of
Andy's drunkenness, since he had never otherwise been enthusiastic about the
acceptance of vampires into America's mainstream society. "Thanks," Bill
said dryly. "You're not too bad for a Bellefleur." He leaned across the bar
to give me a kiss. His lips were as cool as his voice. You had to get used to
it. Like when you laid your head on his chest, and you didn't hear a
heartbeat inside. "Evening, sweetheart," he said in his low voice. I slid a
glass of the Japanese-developed synthetic B negative across the bar, and he
knocked it back and licked his lips. He looked pinker almost immediately.
"How'd your meeting go, honey?" I asked. Bill had been in Shreveport the
better part of the night. "I'll tell you later." I hoped his work-related
story was less distressing than Andy's. "Okay. I'd appreciate it if you'd
help Portia get Andy to her car. Here she comes now," I said, nodding
toward the door. For once, Portia was not wearing the skirt, blouse, jacket,
hose, and low-heeled pumps that constituted her professional uniform. She'd
changed to blue jeans and a ragged Sophie Newcomb sweatshirt. Portia was
built as squarely as her brother, but she had long, thick, chestnut hair.
Keeping it beautifully tended was Portia's one signal that she hadn't given
up yet. She plowed single-mindedly through the rowdy crowd. "Well, he's
soused, all right," she said, evaluating her brother. Portia was trying to
ignore Bill, who made her very uneasy. "It doesn't happen often, but if he
decides to tie one on, he does a good job." "Portia, Bill can carry him to
your car," I said. Andy was taller than Portia and thick in body, clearly too
much of a burden for his sister. "I think I can handle him," she told me
firmly, still not looking toward Bill, who raised his eyebrows at me. So I
let her get one arm around him and try to hoist him off the stool. Andy
stayed perched. Portia glanced around for Sam Merlotte, the bar owner, who
was small and wiry in appearance but very strong. "Sam's bar-tending at an
anniversary party at the country club," I said. "Better let Bill help." "All
right," the lawyer said stiffly, her eyes on the polished wood of the bar.
"Thanks very much." Bill had Andy up and moving toward the door in seconds,
in spite of Andy's legs tending to turn to jelly. Micah Tooten jumped up to
open the door, so Bill was able to sweep Andy right out into the parking lot.
"Thanks, Sookie," Portia said. "Is his bar tab settled up?" I nodded. "Okay,"
she said, slapping her hand on the bar to signal she was out of there. She
had to listen to a chorus of well-meant advice as she followed Bill out the
front door of Merlotte's. That was how Detective Andy Bellefleur's old Buick
came to sit in the parking lot at Merlotte's all night and into the next day.
The Buick had certainly been empty when Andy had gotten out to enter the bar,
he would later swear. He'd also testify that he'd had been so preoccupied
by his internal turmoil that he'd forgotten to lock the car. At some point
between eight o'clock, when Andy had arrived at Merlotte's, and ten the next
morning, when I arrived to help open the bar, Andy's car acquired a new
passenger. This one would cause considerable embarrassment for the policeman.
This one was dead. I shouldn't have been there at all. I'd worked the late
shift the night before, and I should've worked the late shift again that
night. But Bill had asked me if I could switch with one of my coworkers,
because he needed me to accompany him to Shreveport, and Sam hadn't objected.
I'd asked my friend Arlene if she'd work my shift. She was due a day off, but
she always wanted to earn the better tips we got at night, and she agreed to
come in at five that afternoon. By all rights, Andy should've collected his
car that morning, but he'd been too hung over to fool with getting Portia
to run him over to Merlotte's, which was out of the way to the police
station. She'd told him she would pick him up at work at noon, and they'd eat
lunch at the bar. Then he could retrieve his car. So the Buick, with its
silent passenger, waited for discovery far longer than it should have. I'd
gotten about six hours' sleep the night before, so I was feeling pretty good.
Dating a vampire can be hard on your equilibrium if you're truly a daytime
person, like me. I'd helped close the bar, and left for home with Bill by one
o'clock. We'd gotten in Bill's hot tub together, then done other things,
but I'd gotten to bed by a little after two, and I didn't get up until almost
nine. Bill had long been in the ground by then. I drank lots of water and
orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which
was my regimen since Bill had come into my life and brought (along with love,
adventure, and excitement) the constant threat of anemia. The weather was
getting cooler, thank God, and I sat on Bill's front porch wearing a
cardigan and the black slacks we wore to work at Merlotte's when it was too
cool for shorts. My white golf shirt had merlotte's bar embroidered on the
left breast. As I skimmed the morning paper, with one part of my mind I was
recording the fact that the grass was definitely not growing as fast. Some
of the leaves appeared to be beginning to turn. The high school football
stadium might be just about tolerable this coming Friday night. The summer
just hates to let go in Louisiana, even northern Louisiana. Fall begins in a
very halfhearted way, as though it might quit at any minute and revert to the
stifling heat of July. But I was on the alert, and I could spot traces of
fall this morning. Fall and winter meant longer nights, more time with Bill,
more hours of sleep. So I was cheerful when I went to work. When I saw the
Buick sitting all by its lonesome in front of the bar, I remembered Andy's
surprising binge the night before. I have to confess, I smiled when I thought
of how he'd be feeling today. Just as I was about to drive around in back and
park with the other employees, I noticed that Andy's rear passenger door was
open just a little bit. That would make his dome light stay on, surely? And
his battery would run down. And he'd be angry, and have to come in the bar to
call the tow truck, or ask someone to jump him so I put my car in park and
slid out, leaving it running. That turned out to be an optimistic error. I
shoved the door to, but it would only give an inch. So I pressed my body to
it, thinking it would latch and I could be on my way. Again, the door would
not click shut. Impatiently, I yanked it all the way open to find out what
was in the way. A wave of smell gusted out into the parking lot, a dreadful
smell. Dismay clutched at my throat, because the smell was not unknown to me.
I peered into the backseat of the car, my hand covering my mouth, though that
hardly helped with the smell. "Oh, man," I whispered. "Oh, shit." Lafayette,
the cook for one shift at Merlotte's, had been shoved into the backseat. He
was naked. It was Lafayette's thin brown foot, its toenails painted a deep
crimson, that had kept the door from shutting, and it was Lafayette's corpse
that smelled to high heaven. I backed away hastily, then scrambled into my
car and drove around back behind the bar, blowing my horn. Sam came running
out of the employee door, an apron tied around his waist. I turned off my car
and was out of it so quick I hardly realized I'd done it, and I wrapped
myself around Sam like a static-filled sock. "What is it?" Sam's voice said
in my ear. I leaned back to look at him, not having to gaze up too much since
Sam is a smallish man. His reddish gold hair was gleaming in the morning sun.
He has true-blue eyes, and they were wide with apprehension. "It's
Lafayette," I said, and began crying. That was ridiculous and silly and no
help at all, but I couldn't help it. "He's dead, in Andy Bellefleur's car."
Sam's arms tightened behind my back and drew me into his body once more.
"Sookie, I'm sorry you saw it," he said. "We'll call the police. Poor
Lafayette." Being a cook at Merlotte's does not exactly call for any
extraordinary culinary skill, since Sam just offers a few sandwiches and
fries, so there's a high turnover. But Lafayette had lasted longer than most,
to my surprise. Lafayette had been gay, flamboyantly gay, makeup-and-long-fingernails
gay. People in northern Louisiana are less tolerant of that
than New Orleans people, and I expect Lafayette, a man of color, had had a
doubly hard time of it. Despite or because of his difficulties, he was
cheerful, entertainingly mischievous, clever, and actually a good cook. He
had a special sauce he steeped hamburgers in, and people asked for Burgers
Lafayette pretty regular. "Did he have family here?" I asked Sam. We eased
apart self-consciously and went into the building, to Sam's office. "He had a
cousin," Sam said, as his fingers punched 9-1-1. "Please come to Merlotte's
on Hummingbird Road," he told the dispatcher. "There's a dead man in a car
here. Yes, in the parking lot, in the front of the place. Oh, and you might
want to alert Andy Bellefleur. It's his car." I could hear the squawk on the
other end of the line from where I stood. Danielle Gray and Holly Cleary, the
two waitresses on the morning shift, came through the back door laughing.
Both divorced women in their mid-twenties, Danielle and Holly were lifelong
friends who seemed to be quite happy working their jobs as long as they were
together. Holly had a five-year-old son who was at kindergarten, and Danielle
had a seven-year-old daughter and a boy too young for school, who stayed with
Danielle's mother while Danielle was at Merlotte's. I would never be any
closer to the two women who, after all, were around my age because they were
careful to be sufficient unto themselves. "What's the matter?" Danielle asked
when she saw my face. Her own, narrow and freckled, became instantly
worried. "Why's Andy's car out front?" Holly asked. She'd dated Andy
Bellefleur for a while, I recalled. Holly had short blond hair that hung
around her face like wilted daisy petals, and the prettiest skin I'd ever
seen. "He spend the night in it?" "No," I said, "but someone else did."
"Who?" "Lafayette's in it." "Andy let a black queer sleep in his car?" This
was Holly, who was the blunt straightforward one. "What happened to him?"
This was Danielle, who was the smarter of the two. "We don't know," Sam said.
"The police are on the way." "You mean," Danielle said, slowly and carefully,
"that he's dead." "Yes," I told her. "That's exactly what we mean." "Well,
we're set to open in an hour." Holly's hands settled on her round hips. "What
are we gonna do about that? If the police let us open, who's gonna cook for
us? People come in, they'll want lunch." "We better get ready, just in case,"
Sam said. "Though I'm thinking we won't get to open until sometime this
afternoon." He went into his office to begin calling substitute cooks. It
felt strange to be going about the opening routine, just as if Lafayette were
going to mince in any minute with a story about some party he'd been to, the
way he had a few days before.
Continues...
Excerpted from Living Dead in Dallas
by Charlaine Harris
Copyright © 2002 by Charlaine Harris
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