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Uncle John's bathroom reader treasury

Print Book, English, ©2004
Bathroom Readers' Institute ; Bathroom Readers' Hysterical Society, Portable Press, Ashland, OR, San Diego, CA, ©2004
Humor
x, 374 pages ; 21 cm
9781592233236, 1592233236
71314258
UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM READERS---THE ANNUAL EDITIONS
Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader
Plitz-Platz I Was Taking a Bath
2(1)
When Your Husband Gets Home
3(2)
The World's Most Famous Corpse
5(4)
Famous Last Words
9(3)
Weiners on Wheels
12(3)
Familiar Phrases
15(1)
Speak of the Devil
16(4)
The Birth of the Simpsons
20(3)
The Mysterious Ouija Board
23(2)
Uncle John's Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader
Hooray for Hollywood
25(2)
The Last Laugh Epitaphs
27(3)
Left-Handed Facts
30(2)
Phrase Origins
32(2)
Mummy's the Word
34(4)
Grounds for Divorce
38(1)
Western Nicknames
39(2)
Money Facts
41(2)
Caffeine Facts
43(2)
Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader
The History of Aspirin
45(3)
Brand Names
48(1)
The Jig Is Up
49(5)
Founding Fathers
54(1)
You're My Inspiration
55(2)
Court Transquips
57(1)
Aspirin the Miracle Drug
58(3)
International Law
61(1)
Nature's Revenge
62(2)
Oddball Food Names
64(2)
Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader
Damn You, Stink Man!
66(1)
Flubbed Headlines
67(2)
How a Microwave Works
69(3)
Classic Rumors
72(2)
Building a Better Squirt Gun
74(1)
The Eiffel Tower
75(3)
Forgotten History
78(1)
The First Computer Programmers
79(3)
Lucky Finds
82(2)
Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader
The Best Business Deal in U.S. History
84(3)
The Origin of Basketball, Part I
87(3)
We Ain't Lion: The Modern Zoo Is Born
90(3)
The Best Business Deal in U.S. History, Part II
93(2)
The Origin of Basketball, Part II
95(5)
The Best Business Deal in U.S. History, Part III
100(2)
The Modern Zoo, Part II
102(5)
Uncle John's All-Purpose Extra-Strength Bathroom Reader
The Miniature Golf Craze
107(2)
Why Ask Why?
109(1)
Uncle John's Stall of Fame
110(2)
The Origin of the Fork
112(3)
Modern Mythology
115(2)
Honk If You Love Peace and Quite
117(1)
Truth in Advertising
118(2)
Military Surplus: The Story of the Carrot Cake
120(1)
It's a Weird, Weird World
121(1)
Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader
``The Blast Blasted Blubber Beyond All Believable Bounds''
122(3)
Box-Office Bloopers
125(2)
Celebrity Gossip
127(1)
Wide World of Bathroom News
128(2)
Timothy Dexter: America's Luckiest Idiot
130(5)
Unusual Inventions
135(2)
The Dust Bin of History
137(3)
Firsts
140(1)
Strange Lawsuits
141(2)
Uncle John's Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's Medicine Cabinet
143(1)
Caught in the Act
144(2)
Penny Wise
146(2)
Uncle John's ``Creative Teaching'' Awards
148(2)
Old History, New Theory
150(1)
The Magic Screen
151(2)
The Video Game Hall of Fame
153(4)
Around the House
157(1)
Lucky Finds
158(2)
The Professor's ``Inventions''
160(1)
Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
The Who?
161(2)
Uncle John's Page of Lists
163(1)
Land of the Giants
164(3)
Dubious Achievers
167(1)
Sorry About That
168(2)
Comic Relief, Too
170(1)
Management Expects
171(1)
The Doo-Doo Man
172(2)
Urban Legends
174(3)
Hoaxmeister
177(2)
The Bigger They Are
179(2)
The Best of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
Wordplay
181(1)
Bathroom Lore
182(3)
Happy Birthday!
185(1)
Strange Lawsuits
186(2)
The Birth of the Kleenex
188(1)
The Origin of Sherlock Holmes
189(4)
Famous Last Words
193(1)
A Food Is Born
194(2)
Myth America
196(2)
The Birds
198(3)
Myth America
201(1)
Final Thoughts
202(1)
Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader, United Kingdom Edition
This Becks for You
203(2)
Going Down the Tube
205(4)
Wigs in the Dock
209(2)
The Skiffle King
211(5)
Shell-Shocked
216(1)
In the Navy
217(2)
It's Your Round
219(1)
How Scrooge Invented Christmas
220(2)
Two-Fingered Salute
222(2)
UNCLE JOHN'S PRESENTS SERIES
Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb
Dubious Decor Award
224(2)
A Cheesy Airport Security Story
226(2)
That's Some Bank Error
228(2)
Mon Dieu! Stop the Music!
230(2)
Baby, You Can Drive My Car---In Seven Years
232(1)
Dumb Municipal Codes in Action
233(2)
Anatomy of a Dumb Excuse: the Nekkid Pilots
235(2)
The Running of the Morons
237(2)
Note to Self: 911 Doesn't Take Requests
239(1)
Uncle John's Presents Mom's Bathtub Reader
Good Moms Movie Festival
240(3)
Your Mother Should Know
243(2)
Snugl Up!
245(3)
Ante Up, Mom!
248(4)
The True Story Behind Mother's Day
252(4)
Great Mama Ape!
256(4)
UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM READER PLUNGES INTO SERIES
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into History
7 Wonders of the Ancient World
260(4)
The Sticky Historian
264(2)
The Rich History of Chocolate
266(5)
Deadly as Molasses in January
271(2)
The Olympics Exposed
273(3)
How Mosquitoes Changed History
276(2)
The Real Braveheart
278(6)
Them's Fightin' Words: In the Trenches
284(3)
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into the Universe
Kitchen Chemistry
287(3)
Accidental Discoveries
290(3)
Mnemonics You Might Mneed
293(1)
How to Survive an Avalanche
294(2)
Pool Sharks
296(3)
Little Things Mean a Lot
299(3)
Astronauts Do It Sitting Down
302(1)
``You Think I'm Mad, Don't You?''
303(3)
Whiz Kids
306(3)
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Great Lives
Dr. Drew
309(2)
Gods of Silicon
311(4)
A Dotty Idea
315(1)
A Sony of His Owny
316(2)
Banker for the Little Guy
318(3)
The Other Babe
321(3)
Ya Gotta Have Heart
324(2)
King of Ketchup
326(6)
UNCLE JOHN'S FOR KIDS ONLY SERIES
Uncle John's for Kids Only
Gross Stuff
332(1)
But It Says on the Label
333(2)
A World of School Lunches
335(1)
Ask the Experts
336(2)
Tongue Twisters
338(1)
The Kid Who Peed Out the Fire
339(1)
I Want My MTV!
340(2)
Baseball Superstitions
342(1)
How to Become a Millionaire in 30 Days
343(2)
Carnival Tricks
345(2)
The Story of the Little League
347(3)
Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only
Dumb Crooks
350(1)
Cooking With Uncle John
351(2)
Dumb Crooks
353(1)
Royal Slobs
354(2)
Decoding Harry Potter, Part I
356(1)
Animals to the Rescue
357(2)
Spark in the Dark
359(1)
Decoding Harry Potter, Part II
360(1)
Sim Man
361(2)
Food Fights
363(1)
Coming Soon
364
UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM READER PUZZLE BOOKS
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Puzzle Book #1
Dog Doo! Good God!
10(1)
The King's Things
11(7)
A Little List
18(1)
Snap, Crackle, Flop
18(10)
Mr. & Mrs. Quiz
28(24)
Fill in the Limericks
52(16)
Coming Up Short
68(30)
Would We Lie to You?
98(35)
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Puzzle Book #2
True Confessions
133(14)
It Slices! It Dices!
147(9)
Play D'Oh!
156(36)
How Famous Can You Get?
192(8)
The ``7'' Official Attributes of the Pillsbury Doughboy
200(1)
Lost in Translation
200(14)
The Time It Takes
214(1)
Hello? Dolly?
215(54)
I Found It on Ebay
269(12)
Mix-Up At the Honky-Tonk
281(1)
Baseball Names
282(48)
Park It!
330(35)
Puzzles Answer Key
365(9)
The Last Page374
A compilation from twenty previously published bathroom reader titles