My boyfriend barfed in my handbag ... and other things you can't ask Martha
Based on her column "Ask a Clean Person," the author, using her signature sass and straight talk, takes on the tough questions in this guide to cleaning up life's little emergencies that is perfect for college students and anyone new to living on their own. Kerr offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life's little emergencies. She proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music
xii, 238 pages ; 20 cm
9780142196939, 0142196932
889944092
The kitchen : clean it, or just set it on fire and be done?
Cleaning floors, ceilings, walls, and other immovable things
Le pissoir (because these things sound fancier in French)
Get rid of your ladies, seriously, they are revolting
Here comes the bride, all dressed in ... oh dear, what's that on the bride's dress?
Laundry, just ... so much laundry, you guys
Pimp your ride
The things you really can't ask Martha (or mom, for that matter!)
Includes index