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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed : Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing.

I'm Perfect, You're Doomed : Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing.

Author: Kyria Abrahams
Publisher: New York : Touchstone, 2009.
Edition/Format:   eBook : Document : EnglishView all editions and formats

Comedian Kyria Abrahams's memoir about growing up Jehovah's Witness in 1980s New England, which Janeane Garofalo has called, "Very, very funny

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Genre/Form: Electronic books
Additional Physical Format: Print version:
Abrahams, Kyria.
I'm Perfect, You're Doomed : Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing.
New York : Touchstone, ©2009
Material Type: Document, Internet resource
Document Type: Internet Resource, Computer File
All Authors / Contributors: Kyria Abrahams
ISBN: 9781439158319 1439158312
OCLC Number: 1085170061
Description: 1 online resource (247 pages)
Contents: Cover; Colopton; TitlePage; Copyright; Dedication; Epigraph; Contents; Chapter 1 Hark! God's Awesome Promise Is at Hand!; Chapter 2 Rejoice! For the Dead Are Rising!; Chapter 3 The Light of Truth Shines Like a Beacon through Satan's Tempting Playthings; Chapter 4 BFFs Are Never Enemies of God; Chapter 5 Cross Your Legs, for the Son of Man Is Approaching!; Chapter 6 Educating Ourselves to Graduate from Jehovah!; Chapter 7 Listen! Jehovah Is Spelling His Kingdom Promise Aloud!; Chapter 8 Stand Back, for Jehovah Is Punishing Those He Loves Most! Chapter 9 Be Best Friends with God First, Mankind Second!Chapter 10 Recreation that Is Pleasing to the Eyes of Our Lord; Chapter 11 And Look! In Heaven, There Appeared a Fiery Eruption!; Chapter 12 Excel as Students of God's Kingdom, Not of Higher Education!; Chapter 13 Taking the Lead as Friends of Christ; Chapter 14 Placing the Mark of Jehovah upon the Homes of Unbelievers; Chapter 15 Behold! The Poetry of Creation at Work in All Living Things!; Chapter 16 Remaining Clean in the Eyes of Our Neighbors; Chapter 17 Adorning Ourselves as Brides of Christ Chapter 18 Remaining No Part of This World While Still Collecting a PaycheckChapter 19 God's Spiritual Feast Has Been Waiting on the Table for Years!; Chapter 20 Continue Growing Older as God's Promised Paradise Approaches; Chapter 21 Making Room for Jehovah in Our Marriage Bed; Chapter 22 Closing Our Minds to the Ideas of Unbelievers; Chapter 23 God's House Is Always Open for Those Who Work There; Chapter 24 Working Together to Thwart Those Who Work Separately; Chapter 25 Lovingly Withdrawing Godly Support; Chapter 26 Sit Down! For God Is About to Smite the Sinners for You! Chapter 27 Take Notice! These Godly Words Allow Us to Believe in Eternal Life!Glossary; Acknowledgments


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"Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of her improbable life with candor, wit, and an unsparing eye for the Read more...

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