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Let's pretend this never happened : (a mostly true memoir)

Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: New York : G.P. Putnam's Sons, ©2012.
Edition/Format:   Print book : Biography : EnglishView all editions and formats
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In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband.
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Genre/Form: Autobiography
Personal Narratives
Biography
Autobiographical fiction
Humorous fiction
Named Person: Jenny Lawson; Jenny Lawson; Jenny Lawson; Jenny Lawson
Material Type: Biography
Document Type: Book
All Authors / Contributors: Jenny Lawson
ISBN: 9780399159015 0399159010 9780425261019 0425261018
OCLC Number: 759911084
Description: 318 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
Contents: I was a three-year-old arsonist --
My childhood: David Copperfield meets Guns & Ammo magazine --
Stanley, the magic talking squirrel --
Don't tell your parents --
Jenkins, you motherfucker --
If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices --
Draw me a fucking dog --
And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever --
No one ever taught me couch etiquette --
Just your average engagement story --
It wasn't stew --
Married on the Fourth of July --
There's no place like home --
A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week --
The dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know --
If you see my liver, you've gone too far --
My vagina is fine, thanks for asking --
Phone conversation I had with my husband after I got lost for the eighty thousandth time --
And then I got stabbed in the face by a serial killer --
Thanks for the zombies, Jesus --
Making friends with girls --
I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in taht I am both "great and terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains) --
The psychopath on the other side of the bathroom door --
An open letter to my husband, who is asleep in the next room --
Just to clarify : we don't sleep with goats --
Stabbed by chicken --
It wasn't even my crack --
Honestly, I don't even know where I got that machete : a comic tragedy in three parts days --
I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest --
And that's why you should learn to pick your battles --
Hairless rats : free for kids only --
And then I snuck a dead Cuban alligator on an airplane --
You can't go home again (unless you want to get mauled by wild dogs).
Other Titles: Let us pretend this never happened
Responsibility: Jenny Lawson.

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In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband.

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